Example of Humorous Speech

Humorous Speech.

I am Forgetful Person.

Good morning ladies and gentlemen, are you forgetful person?

Forgetfulness is something natural in human life. Unfortunately I'm the type that acute forgetful. Sometimes I forget something so critically important. Actually, many stories that I can tell you. One of them is that I am going to tell you now.

Some years ago, when I was sitting in Senior High School. I and four of my friends went to the supermarket to buy a birthday cake for my friend, who will be celebrate her birthday in the next day. Therefore, we promise to buy a cake together and hanging out at home one of my friends, Oci.

When I went to Oci’s house, I use my motorcycle. When I got there, The fact is one of my other friends could not bring her motorcyle because her motorcycle is used by his brother. So, so that we  stay together, we decided to use tradisional transportation, oplet. And I left my motorcyle at Oci’s house. But I bring the key of my motorcycle and I put into the bag.

Arriving at the supermarket, I left my bag of goods to the place day care,  I and my friends went into the supermarket to pick a cake that will be our gift tomorrow. After that, we also came back by using oplet-traditional tranportation-.

After a quarter of the way, I just remembered that I forgot to pick up back my bag in place day care. I tell to my friends. And they asked me, “whether we should come back to the supermarket while we are not too far. But I replied, "no problem, I can pick up that bag after i arrived at Oci’s house, and I will pick up that key by using motorcycle," I said. And my friends agreed.

After nearly half way, I just remembered again. I rembered that i put my motorcycle’s key into the bag. So, How do I pick up my bag on a motorcycle when the motorcycle keys are located inside the bag? I did notify my friends. And they heard me laughing out loud. They say that my forgetfulness is very acute. And finally they decided one of my friends will pick up my back there.

The next morning, when we deliver a birthday cake, they were told to be ashamed of it to my friend's birthday. They really make me too ashamed. And I realized that im forgetful person.

Example of Experience Speech

Personal Experience Speech.

Believe to Your Mom.

Asalamualaikum Wr. Wb.

My loving audience, I have a story. Long time ago, i ever fought with my mother. Thats when I was five years old. Can you imagine, a child who was still five years old fought to her mother?

The story begin when I asked my mother to gave me a match. But my mother forbed me playing with it. I was angry. So I stolen it. Because I really exciting with that match. When I success stolen it, I go to somewhere, and try to turn on it. But suddenly that match fell down to my hand and make my hand was burnt. I was cried and screaming. I run too quickly to go home, and I scream to my mother, “Mom, mom..!! my hand was burnt.” My mother looked at me and was shock and try to treat me soon.

After she give some medicine (drug fuels) to me, she gave me some advice and she said to me, “It was a result  if you didnt follow my command. So, do you want to repeat your fault again?” and I answered, “No mom. I never playing match again” and my mother give her sweet smile to me and said, “Ok, good !”

So, my loving audience, what is the conclusion from that story? Our mother very loves us. If she forbid us to do something, it means there are something that not ‘save’ for us. She want to protect us. But most of us think that her ban is to limite our activity, our wish. And thats a big wrong..! because every mother want to the best for her children. She never has willing to hurt us. She loves us.

So that, never judge her as a bad mother. Beause her loves is very big. And the fact is every mother loves her children, so it is imposible if she want to hurt us. So belive your mother.

Thats all my speech, thank you for attention.

Asalamualaikum Wr.Wb.

Example of Speech to Convince

Speech to Convince.

Using Foreign Language On Wednesday

Asalamualaikum wr. Wb.

Ladies and Gentleman,

Our campus has habitual that everyone have to do once a week. That is using foreign language every Wednesday. On Wednesday, a lecturer, a students, an academic adminstrator, and whoever they are should use English or Arabic to speak up. Its for to create language environment in State College For Islamic Studies.

But most of students still do not using foreign language yet every Wednesday. Whether it is very useful for us, not only for the college that has an aspiration being World Class University, but also for ourselves that can improve our ability through speaking foreign language.

Students especially for specific majority, such as biology education students, Islamic economic students, IT students, think that they are not qualified to speak up in foreign language, because they think that they can’t. Whether it is their chance to make theirselves habitual. It is their chance to improve  and to exercises their ability in foreign language. So that they can speak up, at least in informal situation. They can start to speak up in small discussion with their friends. They can start from their close friends, and then sooner or later it will be habitual for them.

And for language students, it is a big chance to show up your ablity. It is your oppotunity to improve your ablity in speaking. You can practice and pratice yourself more.

The fact is there are many advantages if you practice speaking fooreign language especially for every Wednesday. Those are :

•    You can improve your ability in speaking forein language.

•    You can add your knowledge through speaking foreign language.

•    You can make a friends through speaking foreign language.

•    It is very useful to your future.

So, do you want to begin speak up on Wednesday?

Asalamualaikum Wr. Wb.

Example of Farewell Speech

Farewall Speech.


Asalamualaikum Wr.Wb.
First of all, let me say thanks for giving me a chance to deliver my speech in this time in the front of you all now.
Ladies and gentleman, for the last one year, I have been a secretary in Language Boarding Division, or we usually called it UKM-BKM at STAIN Batusangkar. It is very hard job, but really challenges. I am still remeber when I was wrote my first latter, and I learned about how to make a good letter by using number for each letter. From the begining of my administration untill the end with the leader of UKM-BKM itself, I learned and got manything that I can not say it one by one.
For almost last one year, we work together with every divison in UKM-BKM. We work hard to make UKM-BKM progress than before. This year, we have held Debating Championship for all of Senior High School students in West Sumatra, beside we also held language party where was follow for all of the majority in STAIN Batusangkar in second semester students.
And in the half of this year, exactly on May, we have done study comparison with University of Sultan Syarif Kasim (UIN SUSKA) in Riau province, by has a willing to make UKM-BKM better than before.
Many events that UKM-BKM was held, and make UKM-BKM itself to be one of the popular organisation in STAIN Batusangkar. But the important point is UKM-BKM can not to be right now without your big effort. And I really hope, the member who will be the leader later be able to make UKM-BKM better and better than now.
So, Finally I want to say, dont give up to make UKM-BKM better and better than before, and Be the good organisation who will give something to the members. Thank you for attention. Asalamualaikum Wr.Wb

Example Stimulate Speech

Speech to Stimulate.

Why We Should Bring Lunch Box.

Asalamualaikum Wr. Wb.

My loving audience,  today I will talk about why we should bring Luch Box to our campus.
Nowdays, there are many foods that are not hygience and are not guarantee. Many foods containing preservative. So we are afraid  to choose or buy any foods in outside when we was in the college or campus.  So what is the solution for that? If we dont buy anything in outside but we still keep eating healthy food. The answer is we can bring luch box. But the problem is most of college students feel shy if they bring lunch box to their campus. Because they are afraid if their friends judge them as childish and look like as children who always bring lunch box. Whether, the are many advantages if we bring lunch box to our campus.

First, if we bring lunch box to our campus, we can eat healthy food, because no formalin there, no preservative there. Of course, we will not give it to our foods, because we will eat it. So we will bring food that are healthy, less calory, hygience, and well guarantee.

Second, if we bring lunch box to our campus, we can keep our health. Because we always eat healthy foods, and we can keep our health by eating healthy food.

Third, if  we bring lunch box, we can bring a big portions into your lunch box. So that we can share to our friends and eating together.

And the last is, if we bring lunch box, we can save our money. Because we do not need to buy anything again in the campus. So we can save our money and using it to buy something that more important such as a literature, books or something like that.

So, never shy to bring lunch box. Never shy to your friends. Just enjoy your self, and enjoy your food. Because by bring lunch box we can eat healthy food, keep healthy by eating food, we can share to our friends, and we can save our money.
So, do want to start bring lunch box to your campus?
Thank  you for attention.
Asalamualaikum Wr.Wb.